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		<title>Deus Ex Machina</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Laboratorul de Metabiogeneticism de la subnivelul III Dr. M. Ivanonvschivici se pregatea sa incheie inca o zi lunga de avans stiintific. Asistentii calibrau Conta-Agitatorul Cu Alchenixoni pentru ultimul experiment al zilei. &#8220;Doctore! Detecrorul de neurotorzon imi indica niste date ciudate. Se pare ca dioda electroluminiscenta rosie e activa.&#8221; &#8220;Cum, cum?&#8221; spuse doctorul trezit din [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=inceputulsfarsitului.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6961136&amp;post=12&amp;subd=inceputulsfarsitului&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Laboratorul de Metabiogeneticism de la subnivelul III Dr. M. Ivanonvschivici se pregatea sa incheie inca o zi lunga de avans stiintific.<br />
Asistentii calibrau Conta-Agitatorul Cu Alchenixoni pentru ultimul experiment al zilei.<br />
&#8220;Doctore! Detecrorul de neurotorzon imi indica niste date ciudate. Se pare ca dioda electroluminiscenta rosie e activa.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Cum, cum?&#8221; spuse doctorul trezit din reverie. &#8220;Ce se intampla?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Detectorul de Neurotorzon&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Asta ne-a facut probleme si saptamana trecuta. Daca il prind pe nemernicul care tot lasa profilactice folosite in dezaburizatorul subatomic o sa regrete ziua in care a fost conceput. Continuati nu e nici o problema.&#8221;<br />
Cuvintele acestea aveau sa il bantuie pentru tot restul scurtei sale vieti pe Dr. M. cunoscut mai bine ca Doctor Moarte sau ca Moșoilă pentru prieteni.</p>
<p>Ora 22:13:23<br />
C.A.C.A. ajunge la capacitate maxima si incepe procesul de debifuzionare a materialului genetic. </p>
<p>Ora 22:15:11<br />
Avaria Detecrorului de Neurotorzon porneste iar. Dr. M. alege sa o ignore si de aceasta data.</p>
<p>Ora 22:16:43<br />
Dr. Pavel Mitronescu, unul din asistentii lui Dr. M., se indreapta grabit catre grupul sanitar din incinta subniveului III decizie care avea sa o regrete. Pateul gasit in frigiderul cantinei se pare ca fusese expirat.</p>
<p>Ora 22:17:05<br />
Dr. Pavel Mitronescu ajunge la grupul sanitar din incinta subniveului III dar wc-ul este infundat si lipseste hartia igienica. Mirosul coplesitor il copleseste.</p>
<p>Ora 22:17:12<br />
Dr. Pavel Mitronescu paraseste grupul sanitar din incinta subnivelului III regretadu-si decizia. </p>
<p>Ora 22:17:13<br />
O explozie puternica cuprinde Laboratorul de Metabiogeneticism. Fumul si praful invaluie holurile Subnivelului III iar sistemul de antipreventie incediara acopera totul cu un jet puternic de apa ignifuga.</p>
<p>Ora 22:18<br />
Haosul domneste in Laboratorul de Metabiogeneticism. Dr. M. se numara printre supravietuitori.  </p>
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		<title>prolog: începutul sfârșitului</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 14:31:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cea mai inalta cladire din oras pare locul cel mai bun pentru a admira sfarsitul. Sfarsitul civilizatiei. Flacarile care impanzesc orasul au colorat cerul noptii in rosu.  O culoare potrivita. De aici de sus urlete, sirene, explozii se contopesc intr-o cacofonie monotona. Haosul perfect. Familii distruse. Disperarea domneste. Copii isi mananca parintii. Pilonii civilizatiei au [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=inceputulsfarsitului.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6961136&amp;post=3&amp;subd=inceputulsfarsitului&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cea mai inalta cladire din oras pare locul cel mai bun pentru a admira sfarsitul. Sfarsitul civilizatiei.</p>
<p>Flacarile care impanzesc orasul au colorat cerul noptii in rosu.  O culoare potrivita. De aici de sus urlete, sirene, explozii se contopesc intr-o cacofonie monotona. Haosul perfect. Familii distruse. Disperarea domneste. Copii isi mananca parintii. Pilonii civilizatiei au cazut. Desi unii ar spune ca erau doar o iluzie.</p>
<p>Sfarsitul violent al unei societati decazute.</p>
<p>&#8220;GANDACILOR! NU M-ATI ASCULTAT!&#8221; &#8230; Au ras de mine. Au spus ca sunt nebun. Acum sunt toti morti. O prea mica consolare&#8230;</p>
<p>13 august</p>
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